If your spam filter isn't working, it just keeps coming and coming and coming and coming.
Do I need a cheap car? An early payday? Satellite TV? Money for school? Maybe even a job? Or maybe I need to control my appetite. Spam reveals the way! Here's some of my favorite topics.
Sounds great!? Not only can I get these larger, perkier breasts, but I can afford better breasts!Wow! Well why not, if I can afford it!
"Are you tired of men paying more attention to women with larger, perkier breasts?"
Hmm, can't say I am! And what exactly makes a breast perkier? Is it just size or a more conical shape?
What if you think you're reasonably proportioned as is? (They look ok in the pic, at least to me.) Who needs to be top heavy!
"Do you want to feel better about yourself and have all those eyes on you at the next party?"
So, why do I want to see Britney's pics? What if looking at a young women's pics isn't my thing?
Why does spam always assume everyone is single? Or is this an opportunity for those in a relationship to "chat" with someone else -- maybe one of those extra sexxxy singles! This is a consumer society, so why just have one relationship when you can have as many as you can stand!
Now, you shouldn't think I spend my days reading spam. But every once in a while, it's entertaining to see what they're trying to sell and how they pitch it. Ah, spam -- it you can't avoid it, at least you can make fun of it!